I have decided to start a collection of jokes about schizophrenia. Because let's face it, there are just so many. Well, the total stands at 2.5 at the moment, so contributions are accepted.
1) I've half a mind to go to that meeting on schizophrenia tonight.
2) Did you hear about the panto that was held in aid of the Schizophrenia Association? It descended into chaos when someone shouted "He's behind you!"
2.5) When is a man two men? When he is beside himself.